Alright, as I promised, it's story time.
At SLC, students are not permitted to have pets. I would
happily comply with this, since I’m not really in a good financial position to
regularly buy dog food or cat litter. Nor, while my room is fairly spacious, do
I have the space for a cage or fishbowl. Plus, I’ve noticed that I’m having an
odd enough time taking care of myself. Nothing’s going wrong; it’s just been
nearly a week and I haven’t done any laundry. That being said, little things
here and there make me feel like I’m caring for myself. Yesterday evening I
walked into town with some newfound friends and came back with two bags of “groceries”…by
which I mean snacks. Among those snacks: nutella and a loaf of bread.
Breakfast, for as long as it lasts.
Wow. Tangents.
Back to the tale: no pets at SLC, which is fine by me,
because I’m still getting used to caring for myself. Thank god I’m not out in
the real world yet.
So this evening after my “teacher interviews,” official
walking tour of Bronxville, and a kraft mac ‘n cheese dinner in my friend’s apartment
style dorm, I came home to my nook to sort through emails. Suddenly my roommate
got my attention, very calmly, and said, “Look at that bug.”
Classically, this bug turns out to be a tarantula, a cockroach,
a beetle, a bee, a silverfish, or a moth. So then classically there’s a moment
to acknowledge the severity (or often lack of) of the situation, be it by
jumping up on the desk, fetching the John Green from the night stand to squish the bug, or simply saying eww.
This bug, however, was a cricket. And he was actually kind
of cute.
The tiles on our floor that aren’t covered by the rug (and
even the ones that are) happen to be white and brownish-gray, so if you’re a
tiny little brown cricket, you’ll blend in for a while. We’ll notice, as we
did, your practically useless mating calls1, but we won’t actively
seek you out. From what I’ve heard, this is a popular alcohol policy at
colleges and universities across America. SLC’s is complex enough for its own
paragraph.
From what I understand, the college won’t actively seek out
underage drinking. I live on a substance free floor, so I’ll get kicked out of
housing if I’m caught with alcohol in my dorm room, I think. I can’t run around
with an open container. That being said, there’s a Good Samaritan rule that
says if I’m with someone who blacks out from drinking and I help them, or (God
forbid) vice versa, neither of us will “get in trouble.” Of course underage
drinking happens here, but the students are smarter than to get wasted then
walk around campus; they’re crickets on a tiled floor.
Back on track, so there’s this cute little cricket on the
tiled floor. A few of my first thoughts:
Oh! It’s
like The Cricket in Time Square.
This was a book that my mom read me when I was a child. I
don’t remember anything about the
book; no bells ring when I look over the characters list or synopsis. I
remember the title, I remember the cover,
and I remember being unamused by it. That being said, in a letter my mom wrote
me, she said that “[I] you hung on to every word.” Memory is strange; maybe I
did like it and I’m remembering an evening that didn’t enthrall me. I remember
it enough to think of the title at the sight of a cricket.
Are
crickets really that little?
Yes. Grasshoppers are bigger.
Let’s keep
him…or her/it.
Crickets are lucky, right? What an asset! Besides, it wasn’t
actively bothering anybody. No stingers, no wings. Sure, he/she/it was a bit
noisy, but there were crickets outside our window, so we hear the chirps
regardless. However, he was hanging out on my roommate’s side of the room, and
she didn’t seem too enthralled to letting him/her/it stick around.
Besides: no pets at SLC. Even if he would normally be pet
food, it would probably bode better for everyone if I didn’t keep him as a
refugee.
For those reasons and other obvious ones we decided to let
him free in the real world.2 So
Bug Catching 1013: get a cup and a piece of paper, trap the bug in
the cup, slip the paper underneath, wrap the paper around the bottom of the
cup, go outside, unwrap the paper, free the bug. I’m the roommate who got down
on her knees to catch the cricket, but little to my surprise, the cricket didn’t
want to be caught. No, he hopped around on the floor, off the wall, and even on
me; it was almost too much effort to care to catch him. But I got him, wrapped
him up, and took him outside…
…but not before showing him/her/it to my RA.
My RA was hanging out in her room at the end of the hall, next
to the door to exit the building. I showed off my new buddy. She was vaguely
impressed. Then, as climactic as the story goes, I took him outside into the
warm, dark evening and set him free on the quad.
So I’m sure you’re thinking, “Wow, there’s so little
going on that you’re writing about a cricket
being in your dorm room. Pathetic."
On the contrary, I’ve been swamped for the past several
days. SLC has an “interview process” for class registration, where, ideally, students “interview” the
professors about the courses they teach. Essentially, I have to meet with
professors before I can sign up for
classes. Sprinkled in with the professors are general meetings, activity expos,
theater auditions, and orientation events. Yesterday I walked into a
doomed-from-the-start Introduction Genetics “Interview,”4 several
theater meetings, a cognitive science group interview5, a Pre-Med
general meeting,6 and others that I’m forgetting. Today was all
language: I interviewed three French professors, a Japanese professor, and, to
mix things up, a math professor. French is probably not going to work out
because the level I’d like to take, Intermediate II (which I’m told is where I
should be) meets at the same time as my required First Year Seminar Course. Putain. Introduction to Japanese would
be great, but it would mean that I couldn’t take the math course7 I’m
interested in. It does mean that I could take another course that I still have to
interview for, like “Synapse to Self…”, “Reading Oe and Murakami”, “Bullies and
their Victims…”, or “The Bible and Literature.” I’ll only sign up for two
more courses, since the basic package here is three courses, and one of those three courses is already “The Playwright’s Gym.” Three of the four courses I
just listed are ones I still have to interview for tomorrow. I also have to turn in my registration form by 16:00 tomorrow. Before I can turn in my form,
I have to get my academic advisor’s signature, assuming she's okay with my choices…my confidence has diminished with every interview. I don’t totally know what I’m going to do.
So I could’ve spent more time discussing my scheduling
adventure, true, but college isn’t just about the big things that usurp all your daylight; it’s also [I think] about little things, like enjoying
an evening walk on campus, meeting someone who loves the same book as you,
complaining about the heat, and trapping crickets, even if you can't keep them for good luck
.
1.
They may not be useless; perhaps we house more crickets
than we realize.
2.
I was just listening to “Ain’t It Fun” by Pandora. “Take
a Walk” by Passion Pit is on now.
3.
Because we’re in college, right?
4.
The meeting was going well until I discovered that I
lacked the “General Biology” prerequisite. Whoops. On the cool side, the
professor had a lovely Jamaican accent.
5.
This professor was from South Africa.
6.
Just in case I do an academic 180.
7.
“Beyond Perspective: Mathematics and Visual Art.” It
really is a math course. They like creative, flowery titles here at Hipster
College.
I remember A Cricket in Times Square!! Wasn't it something to do with a family that sells newspapers?
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